The Earth Can’t Wait — So Masturbate!

Today is Earth Day, so we thought it’d be cool to share some Earth-conscious masturbation tips with you.

After all, we want pheromones rising, not oceans!

So today, let’s practice ways of rewarding our own nature, while preserving Mother Earth.






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Remember that masturbation releases dopamine and endorphins, and happy people are less prone to marketing tricks. Masturbate now and start buying responsibly!

So get down (to Earth!) and enjoy your self-pleasure!
Share your ideas about conscious masturbation in the comments below!

Environmentally yours,
The xHamster Team
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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver-
not in the shower
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blueslipman
Use nylon lingerie. It's washable with your other clothes. Just make sure you put it in a lingerie bag, you gotta take good care of it.
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masturbation is so great especially if youre using a doll from https://solddolls.com/
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pelda322
nezkusíš nevíš a když zkusíš máš koníčka na celý živoz
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maze141
masturbation is so great and it feels so nice :heart:
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SWEEET
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i will
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mmmbrunettes
don't just tos your seed in a sports-sock, recycle it! it's great compost 
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mmmbrunettes
haha awesome!
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kinky_cyclades
Use from the grocery natural dildos.not plastic
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ukusaok
Yahoooo
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